Tour Packages

The driver of the vehicle will not have a valid driver’s license. You may have to find another way home.

You will ride in an uninsured car. You may have to find another way home. We will not be responsible for any injuries if an auto accident occurs.

You will ride in a car that is not registered. This may result in being pulled over by the police. You may have to make arrangements for another way home.

At least one headlight will be out, or both headlights will be turned off. This may result in being pulled over by the police.

The driver will never use a turn-signal when making turns. This may result in being pulled over by the police.

The license plates will be removed from the vehicle before your tour. This may result in being pulled over by the police.

The license plates will be removed from the vehicle and replaced with stolen plates from another vehicle. Fake or stolen paper plates may be used instead. This may result in being pulled over by the police.

We will obtain a stolen vehicle for you to ride in. This may result in being pulled over by the police.

There will be open beer containers in the car. If you are 21 or older, you may hold or drink the beverage. The default brand we provide is Natty Lite. A cold 12 pack of your favorite brand will be provided for an additional $20 fee.

A box with random items will be placed in the trunk. All items will be legal, but suspicious or questionable. Some items will include a sledgehammer, ski masks, gloves, house keys, a teddy bear, a shoelace, hand lotion, and a Bible. Five additional items will be included as a surprise.

We will place a large knife under the seat. More knives will be placed in the trunk for an additional fee.

We will place a gun in the car. For our safety, the gun will not be loaded. More guns will be placed in the trunk for an additional fee.

A scale used to weigh drugs will be placed in the car. The scale will contain drug residue for an additional fee.

We will fill the car with a very strong odor of Marijuana before we pick you up. There will be no drugs in the car, so any police search will result in nothing illegal found (unless you add another option). We are not responsible if you end up high from the scent.

We will place between one and two ounces of synthetic Marijuana (known as Spice or Kush) in the car. Please note that this is illegal. It is only in the car for the police to find; it will not be given to you for use.

We will place less than one ounce of Marijuana in the car. Please note that drugs are placed in the car for the police to find; they will not be given to you for use.

We will place between one and two ounces of Marijuana in the car. Please note that drugs are placed in the car for the police to find; they will not be given to you for use.

We will place one pound of Marijuana (vacuum-sealed bag) in the car. Please note that drugs are placed in the car for the police to find; they will not be given to you for use.

Drug paraphernalia (a bong or Marijuana pipe) will be placed in the car. It will contain drug residue for an additional fee.

Between 5-10 new syringes with unused needles will be placed in the car.

Between 1-5 syringes with used needles will be placed in the car. These will contain drug residue.

Straws with the tip cut and/or rolled up dollar bills will be placed in the car. They will contain drug residue for an additional fee.

A glass meth pipe will be placed in the car. Drug residue will be added for an additional fee.

A small bag containing shards of Crystal Methamphetamine will be placed in the car. Guaranteed to test positive! Please note that drugs are placed in the car for the police to find; they will not be given to you for use.

Between 1-3 crack rocks will be placed in the car. Guaranteed to test positive! Please note that drugs are placed in the car for the police to find; they will not be given to you for use.

Between 1-2 small bags of cocaine will be placed in the car. Guaranteed to test positive! Please note that drugs are placed in the car for the police to find; they will not be given to you for use.

A small amount of heroin will be placed in the car. Guaranteed to test positive! Please note that drugs are placed in the car for the police to find; they will not be given to you for use.

We will place a small bag containing 3-7 Ecstasy pills (known as X) in the car. Guaranteed to test positive! Please note that drugs are placed in the car for the police to find; they will not be given to you for use.

We will place a small bag containing 3-7 Xanax pills (without a prescription) in the car. Guaranteed to test positive! Please note that drugs are placed in the car for the police to find; they will not be given to you for use.

We will place a small bag containing 3-7 Oxycontin pills (without a prescription) in the car. Guaranteed to test positive! Please note that drugs are placed in the car for the police to find; they will not be given to you for use.

We will place several large sex toys in the car. Even though this is legal, it provides added fun if the car is searched.

We will place between 7-12 credit cards in the car. Each card will have a different name printed on it to raise suspicion.

We will place a bag of clothes in the car. Every item will have a price tag and security tag attached.

We will give you a pair of pants to wear during the ride. Several illegal items (our choice) will be hidden in the pockets. If you are searched by the police, then you can honestly say, “These are not my pants!” Please let us know your size when ordering this option. Please note that drugs may be placed in the pockets for the police to find; they are not given to you for use. Warning: May contain a syringe with a needle.

A lot of time will be spent loitering in a parking lot to draw suspicion from the police.

The driver will not come to a complete stop at stop signs (and some red stop lights) if the vehicle can safely roll through. This may result in being pulled over by the police.

The driver will keep the vehicle’s speed above the posted speed limit when allowed to do so safely. This may result in being pulled over by the police. We are not responsible if you are injured during an auto accident.

If the police attempt to stop the vehicle, the driver will keep driving for a short time (for less than a mile) before pulling over. We are not responsible if you are injured during an auto accident related to a police chase.

If the police attempt to stop the vehicle, the driver will keep driving for 1-2 miles before pulling over. We are not responsible if you are injured during an auto accident related to a police chase.

If the police attempt to stop the vehicle, the driver will keep driving for 2-5 miles before pulling over. We are not responsible if you are injured during an auto accident related to a police chase.

If the police attempt to stop the vehicle, the driver will keep driving until the vehicle is forced to a complete stop (flat tire, no more gas, wreck, etc.) We are not responsible if you are injured during an auto accident related to a police chase. After the car is stopped, run on foot at your own risk (we don’t care because you already paid us in advance).

Additional time can be purchased, which is added to the package. Increase the chance that you get to meet the fine men and women in blue! The price is for 30 minute increments which must be purchased in advance. Unused time will not be refunded.